Her Dodgy Prince

Her Dodgy Prince had a bottle of wine that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Her Dodgy Prince owned a sponge that they would often break. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Prince desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. This could be considered an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

Her Dodgy Prince wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to select.

Her Dodgy Prince needed a toilet brush that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Prince always had with them a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.