A Dodgy Prince

A Dodgy Prince carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was amazing. A rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

A Dodgy Prince needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be an astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

A Dodgy Prince desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Prince needed a big sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Dodgy Prince wanted a CD player that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be fun. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Prince always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.