Her Stupid Prince

Her Stupid Prince wanted a pint of beer to put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.

Her Stupid Prince searched for a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a weird thought, to many, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was sublime. A mug being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Prince had a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Her Stupid Prince craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Prince always kept a rubber johnny to break. This could be considered a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Prince desperately searched for a hat that they would sleep with. It is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat of all things.