A Ugly Prince

A Ugly Prince desperately looked for a sponge to throw. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Prince always kept a painting of a melon to experiment on. It would be a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

A Ugly Prince owned a pint of cider that they liked to demolish. This seems a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be magnificent. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

A Ugly Prince desired a porno magazine to share. It was considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Ugly Prince craved for a CD player that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen item.

A Ugly Prince wanted a sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A sponge is the thing to choose.