A Red Princess

A Red Princess had a custard pie to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

A Red Princess always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

A Red Princess looked for a set square to insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

A Red Princess desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

A Red Princess looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a curious thought, to most, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

A Red Princess always had with them a rubber chicken that they would break. It would be a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A rubber chicken being the item selected.