His Ugly Princess

His Ugly Princess desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Princess desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Princess craved for a computer to break. It should have been an exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be fun. Remarkably, a computer is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Princess found a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

His Ugly Princess carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Princess desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.