His Lovely Princess

His Lovely Princess often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is an original action, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who considered it was simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

His Lovely Princess needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

His Lovely Princess carried a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Princess searched for a condom that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item opted for.

His Lovely Princess always kept a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. It might be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected it was exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

His Lovely Princess owned a sword to rub on his belly. This seems to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to choose.