Naughty Princess

Naughty Princess wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Naughty Princess desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who felt it would be entertaining. Honestly, a dildo is the item to choose.

Naughty Princess looked for a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a condom having that done to it

Naughty Princess searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Naughty Princess needed a bag of poop that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been an extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Naughty Princess wanted a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly different thought, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be exciting. A stapler being the chosen thing.