The Confused Princess

The Confused Princess desperately needed a spade that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Confused Princess always had with them a vibrator that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a vibrator having that done to it

The Confused Princess always kept a block of cheese that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Confused Princess desperately craved for a melon that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Princess always kept a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Princess desperately needed a stretchman to play with. One might find this to be a fairly new thought, to you, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.