The Fat Princess

The Fat Princess needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Princess, who felt it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Princess always had with them a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

The Fat Princess owned a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Princess desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Princess carried a ball that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Princess had a CD player that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.