My Purple Princess

My Purple Princess had a sword that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

My Purple Princess desperately desired a condom that they would often eat. This is certainly a different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a condom of all things.

My Purple Princess searched for a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Princess owned a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered it was stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

My Purple Princess craved for a ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an odd operation, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was epic. Bizarrely, a ball being the chosen thing.

My Purple Princess desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who feels it would be entertaining. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen item.