A Confused Princess

A Confused Princess always had with them a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

A Confused Princess found a set square that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly different thing to do, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Princess carried a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thought it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Confused Princess desperately searched for a tomato to eat. It would be a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be spectacular. A tomato was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Princess desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. A bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

A Confused Princess owned a helmet that they liked to hug. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was selected.