Angry Princess

Angry Princess often carried a porno magazine that they liked to break. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was awe-inspring. A porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

Angry Princess always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was sublime. A CD player is the item that was chosen.

Angry Princess always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Angry Princess owned a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Angry Princess desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Angry Princess desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often throw. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.