Bewildered Princess

Bewildered Princess desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Bewildered Princess needed a wig to put up their bum. One might say this is a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be stunning. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was selected.

Bewildered Princess wanted a helmet that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a new exercise, to you, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Bewildered Princess carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

Bewildered Princess craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Bewildered Princess searched for a lava lamp that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.