The Troubled Princess

The Troubled Princess wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Princess desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Princess often carried a tomato that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Princess always had with them a CD player that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird action, to some, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Princess desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Princess desperately wanted a ball that they would often eat. It should have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.