My Silly Princess

My Silly Princess wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes sleep with. It is an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Princess always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally embrace. It was an original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Silly Princess needed a cheese grater that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

My Silly Princess desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

My Silly Princess wanted a crown that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.

My Silly Princess searched for a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A pint of cider being the item opted for.