A Adventurous Princess

A Adventurous Princess desired a vibrator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

A Adventurous Princess needed a CD player that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

A Adventurous Princess desperately looked for a radiator to put up their bum. It should be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

A Adventurous Princess needed a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat is the item to select.

A Adventurous Princess always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

A Adventurous Princess searched for a stretchman that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.