The Brainy Princess

The Brainy Princess found a wig that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Brainy Princess desperately desired a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Princess desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Princess always carried a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. It should have been a funny activity, to many, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Princess desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Princess found a CD player that they would often eat. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be exciting. Remarkably, a CD player being the item opted for.