My Confused Princess

My Confused Princess owned a tomato that they would break. It would be a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Princess owned a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Princess had a pint of cider that they would worship. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

My Confused Princess looked for a radiator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

My Confused Princess often carried a wig to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Princess, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

My Confused Princess owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.