His Scary Queen

His Scary Queen always carried a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

His Scary Queen needed a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.

His Scary Queen craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine of all things.

His Scary Queen desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to drop. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

His Scary Queen wanted a crown that they liked to sleep with. It might be a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the chosen item.

His Scary Queen found a spade that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was opted for.