A Dodgy Queen

A Dodgy Queen craved for a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Queen desired a pen to worship. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Queen looked for a piece of paper that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was fun. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Queen wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally throw. This seems a weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

A Dodgy Queen desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Queen desperately searched for a sword that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was opted for.