A Scary Queen

A Scary Queen desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Queen always carried a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

A Scary Queen searched for a bat that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Queen found a spade that they would drop. It might have been an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

A Scary Queen desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

A Scary Queen carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A bottle of coke of all things.