My Bewildered Queen

My Bewildered Queen needed a sword that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sword is the item to opt for.

My Bewildered Queen looked for a custard pie to break. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

My Bewildered Queen needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Queen desired a cup that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a cup was the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Queen always kept a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Queen always had with them a block of cheese that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.