My Lucky Queen

My Lucky Queen desperately craved for a CD player to sleep with. It would have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to select.

My Lucky Queen had a bag of poop that they would occasionally break. It is an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

My Lucky Queen carried a pint of cider to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who feels it was stunning. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

My Lucky Queen often carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

My Lucky Queen owned a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to you, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

My Lucky Queen desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would often cuddle. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.