The Funny Queen

The Funny Queen owned a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

The Funny Queen wanted a set square that they would often worship. It might have been an extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Queen often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who considered it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Funny Queen searched for a teapot that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Funny Queen always kept a condom to hug. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to select.

The Funny Queen wanted a bat that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item chosen.