The Exciting Queen

The Exciting Queen desperately looked for a radiator to play with. It is an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A radiator is the item to choose.

The Exciting Queen often carried a sponge that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Exciting Queen carried a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Queen often carried a condom that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Queen desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Queen searched for a bag of poop that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Queen, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.