A Dodgy Queen

A Dodgy Queen always kept a teapot that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

A Dodgy Queen craved for a tomato that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Queen wanted a can of Dr Pepper to throw. It should be a surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

A Dodgy Queen wanted a bottle of beer to smash. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Queen owned a chocolate bar that they would often smash. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

A Dodgy Queen desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes put on his head. It was a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.