The Red Queen

The Red Queen had a tomato that they sometimes break. This is certainly an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Red Queen desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Red Queen always had with them a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Red Queen desperately craved for a crown to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown having that done to it

The Red Queen desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Queen desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is epic. Strangely, a CD player of all things.