His Funny Reindeer

His Funny Reindeer wanted a helmet that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

His Funny Reindeer desired a toilet brush that they liked to embrace. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item to select.

His Funny Reindeer carried a block of cheese that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

His Funny Reindeer desperately craved for a dildo that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

His Funny Reindeer desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

His Funny Reindeer always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.