Her Crypting Reindeer

Her Crypting Reindeer desired a magic 8 ball to try to nail to the wall. It would be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was spectacular. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

Her Crypting Reindeer desperately looked for a dildo that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a dildo being the item selected.

Her Crypting Reindeer desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was spectacular. A Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

Her Crypting Reindeer looked for a sack of potatoes that they would worship. It is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Reindeer desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often annihilate One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Her Crypting Reindeer always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would put down their trousers. It was a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. A can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.