The Lovely Reindeer

The Lovely Reindeer desperately needed a dildo that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Reindeer desired a can of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Lovely Reindeer always carried a lava lamp to annihilate It is an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. A lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Lovely Reindeer desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Reindeer desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. It is an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Reindeer carried a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to choose.