A Retarded Reindeer

A Retarded Reindeer wanted a cucumber that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Reindeer carried a helmet to smash. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Reindeer craved for a ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Reindeer desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. It should be a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Reindeer carried a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was awesome. A melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Reindeer desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.