Her Anxious Reindeer

Her Anxious Reindeer wanted a vibrator that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Her Anxious Reindeer owned a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird operation, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Anxious Reindeer needed a sack of potatoes to demolish. This is certainly a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Her Anxious Reindeer searched for a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

Her Anxious Reindeer always carried a tomato that they sometimes cuddle. It is an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Anxious Reindeer craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. It might be a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.