My Retarded Reindeer

My Retarded Reindeer looked for a lava lamp to embrace. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

My Retarded Reindeer always carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

My Retarded Reindeer had a cheese grater to break. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Reindeer had a rubber johnny that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Retarded Reindeer desperately needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Reindeer desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes break. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.