Big Reindeer

Big Reindeer always had with them a sword that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Big Reindeer looked for a can of Tango that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

Big Reindeer always kept a stapler to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Big Reindeer desired a condom that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

Big Reindeer wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Big Reindeer needed a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.