The Unusual Reindeer

The Unusual Reindeer always carried a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Reindeer owned a melon that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Reindeer desperately looked for a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Reindeer looked for a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a ball being the item selected.

The Unusual Reindeer looked for a porno magazine that they would put on his head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was epic. A porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Reindeer craved for a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.