His Retarded Reindeer

His Retarded Reindeer looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a different action, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Reindeer desperately craved for a wig that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Reindeer desperately craved for a sponge that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Reindeer desired a teapot that they would occasionally drop. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Reindeer always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Retarded Reindeer looked for a hat that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.