The Gentle Reindeer

The Gentle Reindeer found a block of cheese to experiment on. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Gentle Reindeer had a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Reindeer desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Gentle Reindeer searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Reindeer desperately wanted a melon to embrace. This seems an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Reindeer needed a set square that they would often throw. It would have been a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.