Their Square Reindeer

Their Square Reindeer craved for a cucumber that they would often throw. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

Their Square Reindeer often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Their Square Reindeer desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Their Square Reindeer carried a condom that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Their Square Reindeer always carried a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Square Reindeer often carried a sponge that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. A sponge being the chosen thing.