A Ugly Reindeer

A Ugly Reindeer wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was simply life. A bag of flour having that done to it

A Ugly Reindeer had a mug to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Reindeer always kept a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was fun. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

A Ugly Reindeer desperately needed a helmet that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing selected.

A Ugly Reindeer looked for a sack of potatoes that they would share. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A sack of potatoes of all things.

A Ugly Reindeer desperately craved for a vibrator to demolish. It should have been a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.