The Lonely Reindeer

The Lonely Reindeer carried a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Lonely Reindeer always had with them a bag of flour to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Reindeer desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly odd idea, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Reindeer always kept a spade that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a spade being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Reindeer found a bottle of wine to share. It would be an original thought, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Reindeer carried a sponge that they would experiment on. This could be considered a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing opted for.