The Angry Reindeer

The Angry Reindeer carried a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a condom of all things.

The Angry Reindeer always had with them a painting of a melon that they would demolish. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. A painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Angry Reindeer searched for a stapler that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Reindeer often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Reindeer desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Angry Reindeer searched for a block of cheese that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.