His Boring Reindeer

His Boring Reindeer desperately searched for a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

His Boring Reindeer desperately needed a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

His Boring Reindeer always kept a can of coke to play with. It is a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Reindeer desperately looked for a mug that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Reindeer owned a stapler that they would occasionally drop. This seems an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen thing.

His Boring Reindeer had a painting of a melon that they liked to smash. It might have been an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.