The Grumpy Reindeer

The Grumpy Reindeer desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would throw. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Grumpy Reindeer wanted a condom that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Reindeer always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Grumpy Reindeer desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Reindeer always had with them a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Reindeer had a lava lamp to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.