His Magical Reindeer

His Magical Reindeer had a magic 8 ball that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

His Magical Reindeer desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

His Magical Reindeer had a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be awe-inspring. A pint of beer being the item selected.

His Magical Reindeer needed a cheese grater to share. It might have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

His Magical Reindeer desired a cup that they would often throw. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

His Magical Reindeer desperately desired a pen that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen being the chosen thing.