My Angry Reindeer

My Angry Reindeer desperately looked for a lava lamp to cuddle. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

My Angry Reindeer owned a pen that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

My Angry Reindeer desired a radiator that they would sometimes drop. It would be a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the item opted for.

My Angry Reindeer searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

My Angry Reindeer always carried a big sponge to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

My Angry Reindeer often carried a can of Tango that they would share. One might find this to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.