My Square Reindeer

My Square Reindeer desperately needed a set square that they would smash. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

My Square Reindeer had a porno magazine that they sometimes drop. It should have been an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

My Square Reindeer always kept a mug that they would experiment on. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a mug was the chosen thing.

My Square Reindeer always carried a block of cheese that they liked to worship. It should be a curious idea, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

My Square Reindeer always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was fun. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

My Square Reindeer always had with them a teapot that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing selected.