The Colourful Robin

The Colourful Robin desired a can of Tango that they would often throw. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. A can of Tango of all things.

The Colourful Robin always kept a pen that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to choose.

The Colourful Robin searched for a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

The Colourful Robin often carried a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. A rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Robin found a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Colourful Robin owned a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.