The Gentle Robin

The Gentle Robin always kept a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Gentle Robin desperately craved for a wig that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Robin, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing selected.

The Gentle Robin often carried a condom to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Robin always carried a stretchman that they would often throw. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Robin craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who assumed it was amazing. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Robin desperately desired a rubber johnny to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.