A Retarded Robin

A Retarded Robin carried a helmet that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Robin, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Robin needed a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who had decided it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing selected.

A Retarded Robin searched for a sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Robin always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often break. One might say this is a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Robin looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Robin carried a computer that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to me, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.